(Source: hawtornes)


I just want to go hiking with you only to find ourselves in the middle of a beautiful forest clearing, giving us the chance to fall asleep under the stars.

(Source: awesomeiamfinebitches)

(Source: sloangrey)


Michael having fun …


that last fucking picture

(Source: beinghumansupernaturallyin221b)



Mamas will look around the whole room until they find something to fuss about

so we not gonna talk about thomas chillin on homie’s head?

oh ok then


I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.



(Source: acid-rapp)

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella

farewell, cristina yang:
cristina yang per season - season 4

(Source: claraooswald)


The poison for kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.


The poison for kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.

(Source: sophaea)


i have 2 moods:

  1. yes
  2. no

(Source: cakejam)

sorry, heroin users. no shooting up in the panera bathroom today.

sorry, heroin users. no shooting up in the panera bathroom today.

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*