(Source: hawtornes)

rustically:

I just want to go hiking with you only to find ourselves in the middle of a beautiful forest clearing, giving us the chance to fall asleep under the stars.

(Source: awesomeiamfinebitches)

(Source: sloangrey)

mjjsecretlovers:

Michael having fun …

sigsauer-ist:

that last fucking picture

(Source: beinghumansupernaturallyin221b)

youngblackandvegan:

vinebox:

Mamas will look around the whole room until they find something to fuss about

so we not gonna talk about thomas chillin on homie’s head?

oh ok then

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

asian:

want

(Source: acid-rapp)

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella

farewell, cristina yang:
cristina yang per season - season 4

(Source: claraooswald)

sceptiled:

The poison for kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.

sceptiled:

The poison for kuzco. Kuzco’s poison.

(Source: sophaea)

cakejam:

i have 2 moods:

  1. yes
  2. no

(Source: cakejam)

sorry, heroin users. no shooting up in the panera bathroom today.

sorry, heroin users. no shooting up in the panera bathroom today.

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*